Aphorisms and Epigrams
by a contributor
Nick D’Annunzio Jones
Maisons Closes
For prostitutes there,
no act was impossible,
except, of course, love.
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Al Contrario
What passions weave,
by reason is undone,
the Pope wrote Pope.
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Avant le Déluge
Fat tails and bubbles.
Traders scoff at kurtosis.
Black swans crane their necks.
~
Oscar Wilde
After 20 years of love, a man feels like a king;
after 20 years of marriage, he feels like a queen.
~
Equality
In a truly inclusive, multicultural America, everyone will feel marginalized.
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Tsk-tsk
t’s th lngst wrd
wtht vwls n nglsh.
Lks Rssn, thgh, dsn’t t?
~
Chicago Style
Cat fog
Shoulders
14.34 Metaphor
~
Brooklyn Semordnilap
Yo! Oy!
~
O’Hara
Hey, Lana!
Don’t get up.
You’re content.
~
Dorothy Parker
If the masses are asses
And some asses are massive
Boy, I fear the greenhouse gasses
~
Rebuttal to Rebuttals of Robert Frost’s Rebuttal of Free Verse
Tennis without a net may be difficult but only because it is no longer tennis.
~
Empathy
If you fear you’re a sociopath, you’re not.
~
Sign [Found] Inside Le Trapeze,
A Sex Club in Manhattan
Please Keep
Torso Covered
Near Buffet Table
Nick D’Annunzio Jones lives and writes in Seattle. He is a former reporter for The New York Times and has published poetry in numerous journals in the United States, Ireland, Sweden and Australia.
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