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from Jacob Little, author of On the Seventh Day: Losing Faith:

1. “The government should keep its hands off our guns and not enslave us with any more gun control. It should also make background checks mandatory and outlaw automatic weapons.”
2. “Studies have shown that cannabis can cure cancer, lupus, and the hiccups.”
3. “Only a short time ago, it was a great achievement to put men on the moon. Now, men walk around up there every day.”
4. “There are no poor people in Minnesota.”
5. “If you write like a Tyrannothesaurus Rex, no one will understand your roars.”